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Sex drive in neutral? 4 Fab Libido-Lifting Foods to the resuce

Oysters on the half shell – not the solution anymore.

There is a school of thought which professes eating oysters and quaffing champagne as the panacea to a low flying libido. For centuries, oysters have long been deemed the food of love. Myth has it the lustful Casanova ate dozens of oysters a day. Rumor has it, chilies and curries may heat up you sex life, too. Others swear dark chocolate is the key to carnal knowledge.

The Wizard, Dr Oz The famous and ubiquitous Dr Oz has recently come out the Top Four Lust Enhancing super foods. Batteries, champagne and chocolate, not included.

If your sex drive is in ‘neutral’, get thee to a grocery store, today, and pick up these Dr. Oz ideas for enhancing your sexual appetite.

The Fab Four Foods to Whet your Sexual Appetite:


1. Ginger – When you are hot – a stimulating and warming herb said to increase circulation all over.

2. Halibut – A fish known to be so delicious and so promiscuous – leaves you wanton – more? The real thrust is Omega-3’s – a must for “the Big O” says Dr O.

3. Pumpkin Seeds -a handful of these tiny seeds is said to be a” kick start” for your libido and increase- a desire to be romantically inclined.

4. Asparagus, instantly recognized by its own suggestive shape, happens to be high in vitamin E, considered one of the sex hormone stimulants.

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What’s on the Menu Tonight?

Check other people’s shopping baskets as you cruise the aisles of the grocery store today.  You should see a veritable school of fish, bags of pumpkin seeds, ginger by the handful, and bunches of asparagus.

Remember: Don’t be bitter…be sweet

Simply add a healthy dose of candlelight, fresh flowers, soft music and bon appetite and bon nuit, baby cakes.

Passionate for an Aphrodisiac? Good news: Chocolate does contain an active ingredient called phenyl ethylamine that is natural and effective for stimulating sex drive.

Yum!

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Sleeping Around and Better Sex

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The Date Watchers – met at Bakery Tartine
 to gather and welcome in the New Year. Over the best Morning Buns and croissants in the City, they readily compared notes about new men, their love lives and dating challenges.

Single Women in the City

Truth be told: these ladies always talk about the Three Most Important Topics for Women Over 50: Shoes, Sleep and Sex.

“Are you getting any?” was once the most oft- asked question at the Date Watchers gatherings – referring to men, dating, affection, and sex.

However, in the last couple of years, the topic of getting any sleep seemed to monopolize their conversations.

There were the Ambien girls who – for years- depended upon the magic pill to get to sleep. And, they were very happy with their little, white pills.

Jill and Kat were distraught when Kaiser thwarted all Ambien prescriptions. C’est fini. The girls were actively seeking sleep solutions; they were dabbling in Benadryl and Melatonin and alternative  prescriptions (Think: Valley of the Dolls.)

Eileen tried Kava-Kava and quickly quit when she heard all the hellacious side effects. She now swears by Natural Vitality’s Calm Calcium – her First Class ticket to slumber land.

All the girls agreed on one thing: if they didn’t sleep – their libidos evaporated.

As a result, they tried warm baths, Sleepytime Tea, meditation, medication, sleep podcasts on iTunes, and, the most winning experience: The Kaiser Sleep Clinic.

Unanimously, The Date Watchers agree – a good night’s sleep mens better sex.

The New York Times tells it like  it is. See Better Sleep/Better Sex

Sweet dreams? Tell me your sleeping around story. page.larkin@gmail.com

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The New York Times Cited The Journal of Sexual Health: The Impact of Sleep Female Sexual Response and Behavior:

 

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