Puffy Daddy and the Blonde
“This man has no Couth!”
I was way too early for an appointment.
I had time to kill, so I watched this much younger blonde try to pick up an older, puffy guy with the bad dye job and fake tan.
Sitting at the window, I watched as he pulled up to the restaurant in the big red Maserati and walk into the cafe like he owned the joint.
He spotted her across the room- she threw him a big wave (here I am!) He had a swagger in his stride. He plopped into the chair. She was beaming. They appeared to exchange pleasantries. This girl was dripping with sugar. He snapped his fingers for the waiter. The kid behind the counter, looked perplexed and walked over. Imperiously, he ordered Fish-o-filet. The kid said he could have a tuna sandwich. The man ordered, “a chocolate milkshake – shaken not stirred.” Really?
She actually glowed as she…
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