What on Earth were they thinking?
Top 3 Dating BuzzKills: Selfies, Emojis….
“Clever Tim from Portrero Hill ” instantly alienated half-dozen women by writing his introductory online “flirty” email using “cute Emojis.” What he perceived as creative – women all took to be childish and primitive. Dull times three, Timbo.
“Devilish Denny in Danville” was pleased with himself. He finally graduated from taking pictures of himself in the mirror to taking “Selfies.” He was snapping a lot of Selfies… in parking lots, sitting on his friend’s Harley or with a good-looking waitress. “Selfies, the vanity” are for rank amateurs. Delete them, Binkie.
Lusty Linda in Livermore calls herself a Dating Machine. She now uses Picmonkey to enhance all of her online dating photographs. With Picmonkey, you can crop, erase, improve, and enhance any photo with a few clicks. Like magic. Linda is so good at ‘improving’ her photographs, that, unfortunately, Coffee Date Guys have walked past her – looking for a younger, thinner, woman.