This is 50
50 prefers Elizabeth Warren, Kathryn Bigelow, Danny Boyle, over Judd Apatow.
50 prefers Steve Carrell or Bill Murray even Adam Sandler to Seth Rogan.
50 knows calling a baby Apple, Purple ivy, Pumpkin or Chantilly is very 30.
50 knows dancing Gangnam style is not a pretty sight at this stage and age.
50 concludes Hilary and Madeleine A. did more than Rice, Powell, Shultz, and Christopher combined.
50 skips any headline with regard to Sheen, Lohan, Kardashian, or hemo-goblin-vampires.
50 has learned, “There’s an outlet for that” is a better way to shop
50 knows you can buy a $300 bottle of Champagne, but, why bother when there is Bev Mo.
50 knows the insecure default to snide, snarky and effete – and, nice is better.
50 knows vegan is good – vegetarian is easier.
50 thinks un dîner pour deux at Cyrus, Michael Mina, et al, for $400 is a true waste.
50 remembers the need to dress outlandishly to garner attention.
50 knows the NRA is not a membership, but is the most corrupt lobby in our nation’s capital.
50 thinks the Super Bowl is a good reason for a party. So is the Rose Bowl, Orange Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, and Fiesta Bowl…
50 knows 80% of those sleek Rolls, Bentleys and Maseratis are leased.
50 knows piercing stilettos, ragin’ chunky-clunky boots or any pair of Jimmy Choo’s are as not comfortable as a pair of flats.
50 knows exercise is a drug and we inject daily.
50 knows Uggs are.
50 uses You Tube as a reference tool.
50 knows BOGO -buy one get one free -is the same as 50% off
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”