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How to successfully quit a dating site


Geoff, the Stanford bachelor, 59, thought it would be clever to select a Tarzan moniker for his online dating profile name.

His first foray into online dating was on the free site, Plenty of Fish. He trawled around for two months exchanging e-mails, scanning photos and profiles while seeking another dancer in San Mateo who was spiritual and open to a polyamorous setup. After 20 dead-end coffee dates, he quit the site and enrolled on

One day, he self-Googled (Do this today) his old dating nickname and saw Plenty of Fish had posted his old profile for the world to see. Later, he found out that and AOL-love shared dating profiles on their sites.  A little more investigation, he found out that his profile on Match is owned by the giant IAC who owns, OkCupid,, DemocraticPeopleMeet, Republican People Meet, and a 25  other dating sites.

Stop the World I Want to Get off?

So you’ve decided to quit a site;  you will need to go to great lengths to delete all your photos and information.  Simply hitting the “I Quit” button doesn’t do the trick.

Take the time to delete every single word you wrote on your profile. If a site like Match  insists that you have 500 characters in any mini-essay, copy and paste  in The Pledge of Allegiance or Dave Barry’s definition of “What Women Want”  or the opening to Kafka’s, The Trial.

You Ought to be in Pictures: Not

Select each of your photos and delete. As a per cautionary measure, change your age, gender, and height- the more ludicrous the better.
Some sites make it very easy to delete and quit the site. Other sites are like sticky flypaper, they don’t want to see you leave and they attempt to stick to you with  e-mails flooding your mailbox. ( PerfectMate is the stickiest) Be prepared.

Leave No Trace

Like any good camper, you will want to follow the “Leave no trace” philosophy. If you hung around the water-cooler chat rooms at Eharmony, and participated in  rabid commentary and commented freely, understand there’s no way to erase or delete those comments – so, think before you speak.


After you’ve done all this good work: deleted, changed, updated, and quit – go back a day later to ensure that all information has been removed. Rinse, Repeat, Delete.

Carpe Data, darlin.

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”   Buddhaphoto_1ben918_20060901How is that working for you? Tell me at page.larkin



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  1. Reblogged this on Suddenly Single… Minded and commented:

    Stop! Online Dating – want to escape? Leave no trace….

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