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All the Single Girls on Valentines Day






All the single girls!

On Valentine’s Day, all the single girls celebrate life, wear red, send Valentines cards and wishes to pals, friends, beaus, wanna be beaus, and embrace all that is well in their world.

Jennifer broke up with Michael on February 10th. Her roommate said, “Oh, no! Now you’ll be alone on Valentine’s Day!”

Jennifer replied, “I would rather spend the day alone than spend one more minute with that jerk. He was the most immature, self-centered, handsome, rich, loser I’ve ever dated. I am totally ready to meet somebody new!”

When asked what she was doing on February 14,Georgia replied she was going to her favorite yoga class,  then going out for Chai and Chat with a bunch of her friends from class. She was happy.

Lynne has very hot, red boots that she dons every “Feb 1-4.”And she wears a short black skirt over silky red blouse, just because. She loves chocolate, flowers, Valentines, and shares all of the above with friends and close office mates. She organizes the “Feb 1-4 Cocktails” after-work gathering every year. Everyone must wear red.

Kimi, on the other hand,single again and perpetually on the prowl, professes Happy Hour on Valentine’s Day is the best day to score free kisses. Unfortunately, years ago, she was cute and boys liked her…divorces and time can take a toll. A 20- something asking for a kiss versus a 40-something asking for a kiss is light-years apart. Cougar is a good descriptor. Poor Kimi.

Gayle (39 again)opines that all the good ones are taken and there are no good men.Frankly, she’d rather binge on The Last Kingdom on Netflix with her two good friends: Ben and Jerry.

Anne met Ted in an elevatorand they chatted for 50 floors and spontaneously agreed to have a drink. They clicked. She loved the whole, tall, dark, handsome thing with the great suit that he had going on. Bonus: no wedding ring. He found her very alluring and available. Well into their third drink, he admitted that he had a wife at home. Things were not that great. Their marriage was rocky. He said he was unhappy.

She backed off prontito.

As he walked her to her car, they held hands, he kissed her good night. Several times. She couldn’t help herself: she was smitten. Devil may care.

The story goes-he called her two weeks later-they met for drinks on Nob Hill just to talk. One thing led to another and they have had infrequent trysts for two years. She waits for his calls.

Anne’s new therapist told her she was wasting time and sexy energy on a dead-end-dude. All the time she was waiting by the phone, she could be madly in love / lust with a single, available man with no strings and a lot of integrity. It was a lightbulb moment. Anne’s friend had criticized her and advised her. It all fell on deaf ears. That one appointment was a turning point. Anne dropped Ted like a ton of bricks.

Yes, she admitted to being depressed, alone and lonely. She also felt ready to think about The Real Thing. And was open to meeting her Dream Guy.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

Oscar Wilde

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Super Bowl Ads: like Dating after 50?

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 The Super Bowl  TV Ads – just like Dating at 50, 60…

The people you meet while swiping Online Dating Sites can be Very Fox-y:  All Flash- No Content.

In 2019, Bumble wants you to swipe soon and Pepsi launches new Bubly want you to quaff quick while all those Beer  Beer Beer ads flow…

Ole! You’ve met Avocados de Mexico  types – try to  attempt to  seduce tastebuds with free appetizers Oh my, Guac!

And expext the  usual Whopper from Burger King …

Spots for KIA and Hyundai will be  back…or as confused and ugly and the

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and dive into the Buffet Table…

If you are lucky,  you may meet a Fred Astaire wannabe – like Sean of TurboTax Fame

who will trip the light fantastic with you – and help you with your taxes

and get you a refund: a trifecta.photo_184_20051014Online Dates- just like the TV Ads – can be Good….Bad…or Ugly…

It is up to you get in the game,

give it your all, try new passes, new lines, 

  and play well with others.

In dating at any age, if at first you don’t succeed –

Change the Channel.

 

Like Tinder, Bumble  is based on users swiping right ( Yes) or left ( No) as you view profiles and  matches in your

area, but with one key difference:

After two heterosexual people match on Bumble, the Lady gets to message the Gentleman first.

Don’t you dare Ghost her

Don’t even think about it – This thing called Ghosting

 

Beware the Man without the Spine

Casey the Bachelor  (63 admits to 59, car fanatic, Warriors fan, proud Sci-Fi fanatic since he was 16) thought he was quite the ladies man…Women didn’t.

He was one of the first to traipse through the original old dating sites (Jdate, Yahoo.date, Aol.com date…) throwing his hat in the ring…crashing and burning more than kissing and scoring. He knew it was The Women’s fault – not him – they were too picky, too dull, too everything. He would take a break, then try again.

Flash forward and a couple of decades of Third Date Rejection Syndrome and he decided he could give it as good as he got it.

He decide to go Casper...

First, he changed his dating profile, big time. He bragged about cars,boats, trips and his job. He elevated himself to CEO and was flooded with women now interersted in the once nerdy, stamp collector with a wine collection from Safeway

Casey was like a house on fire…This was a first:  so many women interested in him – well, he did “lift” a photo of a handsome guy and insert it in his profile…

And, he found a photo of a puppy… Chick Bait 101

With this landfall of interest, Casey spent hours throwing out a hook…then another….he spun gradiose webs about his 6 bedroom – 6 bath home in Tahoe, a Nob Hill address, Teslas (plural) Cobalt speed boats, a love of wine…Boo.

It was Wendy in Daly City, then Kareyn in  Sausalito, BB in SSF, and Kitsy in Sacramento he lured –

teased with heary firtations,layers of lies and then Ghosted.

With Glee he cut them free.

He was creepy on so many levels…his just desserts will appear.forest-3349575__340

 

 

Look before you leap on a Long Distance Date

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Leaving on a Jet plane?    
Long Distance Dates on his turf

Jenny was smitten. She met Romantic Ronnie on a popular dating site. His photos, funny observations and pictures of his new Porsche overshadowed the fact that he lived two time zones away. She said she loved his writing and all his pictures. She shared many of his passions (movies, Madmen and 600 count sheets) Truth be told: she was hot to trot.

Jenny had been in an out of too many sour relationships and was ready for fun, romance, and passion.

After a handful of emails, they spoke on the phone. He was a big flirt, and he said, “Come to Atlanta, Sugar – I’ll show you the town.” (He didn’t say, “Let me buy you an airline ticket and I will graciously pay for your hotel room.”) Her friends told her to slow down, to ask more questions, to Google the guy, get to know him – more than via text messages, emails and a few phone calls.

She wanted to go the distance

She had tons of frequent flyer miles, her cousin lived outside of Atlanta, and she was confident that Ronnie was all that he claimed to be: single, a long distance runner, a gourmet, a  CPA, and a Tulane graduate.

Jenny’s expensive lesson is a lesson for one and all. She threw caution to the wind and flew to Atlanta against all advice from friends and colleagues. Romantic Ronnie met her at the airport with flowers, which didn’t disguise the fact that he was much heavier than his photos; he drove a Ford truck (the Porsche was in the shop) and took her to TGIF for dinner.

He drank two Long Island Teas while she sipped a Diet Coke. Initially, Ronnie was a charming Southern gentleman, by the second drink he was a boor. His active flirting with the waitress was the crowning blow.  She excused herself, and on the way to the ladies room, asked hostess to call a cab to take her to her hotel.

She graciously informed Ronnie that she was going to her hotel and she would call in the morning. He protested. He suggested she stay at his house. He wanted know the name of her hotel.  She kissed him on the cheek and left. The long, expensive cab ride to her hotel gave her plenty of time to dissect her experience with Ronnie. Her friends had been right. She had moved too quickly and made an expensive mistake. She called her cousin and arranged to see her the following day. She would send a polite “Dear John” email to Ronnie and end that chapter.


Top 5 Tips for Long Distance Dates

Long distance dates are rife with challenges. Be safe, be smart and plan ahead.

  1. Always stay in a hotel. Can’t afford a hotel? Don’t go.
  2. Never, ever stay in the other person’s home.
  3. Upon Arrival: Take taxi /rental car to get to and from the airport. Never, ever get into a car with someone you’ve never met. Can you say Ted Bundy?
  4. I’ve got a secret:  be sane: There is no reason to reveal the name of your hotel until you are 100% certain your date is a Boy Scout. (Trustworthy, loyal, honest…)
  5. Keep Safe: It’s a date, not a fashion show. No jewelry required. Keep your valuables in the hotel safe. Or at home.


Tell All:
on every first date  – in San Francisco –  or out of state –  be sure to inform several friends/family where you are going, staying, and the name and address of the person you are meeting. Yes, even coffee dates. Tell a friend.

Can you Afford this Date? You do the math. Figure it out: roundtrip plane ticket, taxi to and from hotel, meals, and hotel charges.  Then tabulate how much time are you willing to spend on a long distance romance?

Jenny used to say all the good men in San Francisco were taken.

She changed her mind before she landed at SFO. Lesson learned.

Top 5: What Not to Write: Dating Profiles


Happy New Year: Don’t Make These Top 5 Mistakes

Annie, divorced and single long enough – decided to try online dating. Filled with optimism and excitement, she proceeded. After one week of exploring online dating, she found there were “Five Kinds of  Guys with Issues” she totally avoided.

 1.  The Grump: This dictator writes: “Your picture better be from this year; your height and weight had better be accurate-mine is!  Or: “I’m active and virile, I only date younger women.” (Better living through chemistry Mr. Smart and 70?) or: “Don’t be an empty nest whiner looking for me to cheer you up”.

Dear Mr. Grump: Please go out for a run; meditate; write poetry; ride your bike on Baby Heads Hill… Chill. Using your one chance to impress a woman and sounding like a grumpy old man is a surefire buzz kill. Ciao, adios, see ya!

2. Mr. “Must Have” Shopping List Maker  Annie noticed that many men had “Shopping lists” when it came to the woman they wanted to date…

Some of the “Must Have Shopping Lists” read like this:

  • You must like the great outdoors and camping and bonfires
  • You must like putting on a little black dress and go dancing with me
  • You must like entertaining my friends and being spontaneous
  • You must be ready to leave on an trip at the drop of a hat
  • You must better prefer me over your friends
  • You better like jogging, sailing, biking, hiking, and kayaking, spelunking…
  • You must be a tomboy not “a girly girl”

      You Must Be Kidding 

#3 Mr. Rambler He writes and writes – ad nauseam; extolling his virtues, attempting to be clever and witty, enumerating his degrees, experiences, education, homes – in the past 40 years. Note : After the third paragraph, certainly most women would defer to Too Long To Read. Remember: Brevity is the soul of wit.

#4. Mr. I’ve Got Nothing: So I’ll show you bunch of pictures. This man, not a writer, decides to overcompensate and post 20 pictures of the great outdoors: sky, sea, birds, rocks, and trees. This buzz kill  ploy is deemed very boring. And, posting photographs of yourself as  a child, or with your 10 best friends or  you clad in  sunglasses and a hat? Don’t even think about it.  Call all of the above a Dead-end streetAsk a friend, neighbor, child to take  three good photos of you.

Note: Hire a writer to help you.

#5. Mr. So What if I live 3000 Miles Away- you are cute. Annie was astounded by the number of men who lived on the East Coast or Seattle or Albuquerque who wanted IM or Skype with her. Chances of impetuous coffee date, a walk along the water, with somebody in Seattle/San Diego – not going to happen. Sorry, Charlie.

Chip and Skip, two randy bachelors in Seattle, claim the women in

San Francisco are all prettier, thinner, healthier than their Seattle sisters.

So these two guys troll the 94127 zip code hoping to IM or Skype their California dreaming girls.

Good Luck with that.

 
What Works?

No Grumps Allowed; No Goofy Pictures with sun glasses and hats;

No College Essay length postings bragging about your myriad accomplishments;

No Ex-bashing – or Bragging.

Try Succinct, Sweet, Kind – It works  every time, with the right person.

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New member of the “Not Married Now” club?

coffee-mugs-datte_180Every day there are tons of new members in the

Not Married Now Club.

We walk out of the courtroom glazed, delighted, defeated, feeling numb or ecstatic and newly appointed: divorced.

Some of us throw a party – replete with champagne and pizza – or darts and beer. Others take to their beds, and watch a full season of OccupiedBroadchurch, or Happy Valley on Netflix, barely paying attention.

Some are already enmeshed in a new relationship and seek sex, refuge and understanding.

Whatever your state (grace, confusion, ire, relief) take the proper amount of processing time.

When you are ready, gently remove and discard the shroud around your heart. It may take awhile. Or not.

Next, shred the mountains of documents and go outside.

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Go Outside:  Watch the sunrise, take a walk, enjoy/join humanity in your new identity as a Single Person : Suddenly Single Not Married Now. Free at last.

Feeling odd and out of sorts or splendid?

Take your time to return to a social whirlwind or even to a small gust of activity. Even though 50% of us have walked through the valley of divorce, like snowflakes: no two are alike.

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My friend once confided that her neighbor was going to the exact same divorce scenario as I had endured. Really?

She pleaded for me to consult with her neighbor. I reluctantly agreed – we spoke on the phone-indeed, there were a striking number of similarities.

Girls, we aim to please – it is what we do. (Oprah calls it as “The Disease to Please) I agreed to meet Jaquie for coffee.

She had six months of divorce filings, co-parenting, and attorney meetings under her belt. Evidently, I was considered “An Expert Witness” with years worth of E-Ticket divorce-land experience.

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She came to the coffee shop with her boyfriend, Clive, whose picture I had just seen on Match.com.

He stayed just a minute, said he was, “Going to pop out and go shopping.” Yes, he did shop around.

Jaquie and I fell into an easy conversation as similar as we were – we were worlds apart.

She’s been married for 9.75 years and her father-in-law was a multi-millionaire. He had invented Post-it notes or glue 0r something very significant.

She reported she had huge financial resources and that she might go back to school and become a pastry chef. She and Clive had been together for three months and she was quite smitten.

(I checked later that day, Clever Clive was alive and looking on Match.com) Red flag, sweetheart!

The more we spoke, the quicker the similarities evaporated. Our differences expanded like those skinny sponges – simply add water and, bingo! You don’t even recognize the original, flat concept. She was on her own path. Ta, ta!

Keep your divorce to yourself

Good friends may inquire about your divorce. There is no reason to bore them with the details. So, hire a therapist. Level with your therapist. Take a spinning class – do all kinds of catharsis, but don’t bore your friends and family.

Welcome to The Club

And know: when you walk into the store, the library, or the post office: 50% of the people in line are also divorced… and that group at Starbucks, and that class you are taking? Yep, truth be told: 50%.

Carpe diem, darlin. Welcome to the club, You are not alone,fireweolslsls

 

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Twenty 19 – Happy New Year – Here we go!

2019!

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Love,  hope, and optimism – in 2019 – Are you resolved?

New Resolutions are a good thing and January is the best time for making new friends, dates, and acquaintances.

Get in the game, kid!  You’re not get meet anyone sitting on the couch.

Get up. Get out and get the New Year on.

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Twenty 19: Try a new online dating site( Tinder, Bumble,  Bustle- hustle?)  Join a walking, running, hiking, biking  group or take up badminton, Pilates, ping-pong, spelunking or even skydiving.

Remember, “NEW”  is good.

In January, gyms are rabid  about enrollment and have super-special-offers and promotions.

Shop for a great deal and read the fine print. 

See Meetup.com and Urban Diversion for a huge repertory of  very diverse, fun events, groups, and venues.

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Top 15 Best Ideas for New / Unusual Dates

 

If you’re alive, you can’t be bored in San Francisco.

  If you’re not alive, San Francisco will bring you to life. 

William Saroyan

Bad dates are dime a dozen.

Great dates should be inspired, creative, and fun. The old, “Meet me at Starbucks,” is bland and boring.  Take it up a notch and get creative- go native, son! Jump on a trampoline, party with the people at the Bay to Breakers, try a Flight-of- pies…

Here are the Top 15 Best Ideas for New and Unusual Dates

in San Francisco

  1. Best slice of pizza date: Nizarios On Geary Boulevard
  2. Best coffee and pie date: Park Chow near Golden gate Park
  3. Best run, run, as fast as you can: Bay to Breakers on Sunday
  4. Best Blues show: Earl Thomas – Saturday night at Biscuit and Blues
  5. Best trampoline date: House of Air in the Presidio
  6. Best hang out in the ‘hood: explore West Portal – have lunch, see movie, shop, walk to the beach.
  7. Best what music do you like date: Amoeba Records on Haight
  8. Best speakeasy date: Bourbon and Branch
  9. Best long walk on the beach: Ocean Beach at Fulton Street
  10. Best donut and coffee date: Dynamo Donuts
  11. Best French bakery- latte and croissants division: Tartine
  12. Best beginner dance class- West Coast Swing division- Kelly Buckwalter
  13. Best eye exam date:  Site for Sore Eyes in West Portal ($59)
  14. Best sweetheart date: The Candy Store on Vallejo at Polk Street.
  15. Best Oh, you kid! Toy store date: The Ark on Sacramento Street

San Francisco is cool, hip, fun, diverse – you have no excuse to be anything but the same – get out there and have fun!

“San Francisco is one of the great cultural plateaus of the world — one of the really urbane communities in the United States — one of the truly cosmopolitan places and for many, many years, it always has had a warm welcome for human beings from all over the world.” –     Duke Ellington

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Merry Christmas

Top Ten Ways to get a Kick out of Christmas

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Feeling like a Donder or a Blitzen?

Kick that habit – it’s time to  have yourself a merry little Christmas and kick up your heels, Cupid.


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Larkin’s Top 10 Ways to Get a Kick Out of the Christmas Holiday

1. Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to everyone. Bah, humbug to the PC ‘happy holiday’ malarkey. Go ahead, say Merry Christmas to the people on the bus, the doorman, the waitress, barista, the taxi driver the clerk, the MUNI driver, the people in the elevator and everyone! What goes around…

2. Wear red. It’s fun, it’s festive and red-quired. Come on, don your red apparel. Everyone should wear at least one red article of clothing. No Santa hats unless you are under 18. Donate the old 75% off, Christmas sweater you got at Mervyns, to the less fortunate. Go, Red!

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