The List: Seven Best Places to Break Up in San Francisco.
Breaking Up – just like the song – is hard to do. Really. I’ve done it so many times I have become an authority on the subject.
“Some people come into our lives and leave sweet footprints on our hearts and we are never quite the same…other people come in and tap dance or stomp all over our hearts and we need a transplant…”
The following are the Top 7 Places to Break up in San Francisco.
1. The Palace of the Legion of Honor. After 10 a.m. before 5 p.m.
If you’re going to sever contact it must be done in a public place. And have parking. And a view.
Under Rodin’s “The Thinker” is perfect – on so many levels- historical and reeking with symbolism.
2. Gino and Carlo’s in North Beach.
Best Saturday Afternoon break up Site
You won’t be noticed crying in your beer here. Majority of denizens are male, over 60, with red rimmed eyes and pasted to barstool. Let’s just say – the natives don’t get restless at G n C’s…and you can deliver walking papers – and disappear. Head over to XOXO Truffles on Columbus Avenue.
3. Bill’s Hamburgers on Clement St.
Weekdays 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. ~ perfect timing. Lively noisy, good atmosphere and servers have a sixth sense about leaving couples alone. Say your piece. Peace. And leave. Feel like walking? Ocean Beach is nearby… Harding Park and the Cliff House both within a short distance.
4. The Palace Hotel Market Street and Montgomery
It’s elegant and historic. Just like your relationship. The hotel housed presidents and starlets and has been the scene of mayhem and murder. It has withstood earthquakes and could withstand your trembler of a breakup. Do it in the Maxfield Parrish Pied Piper bar, teeming with the self-absorbed ~ and they will not notice you. You’ve got the security of masses of humanity, great art and a sumptuous men’s club atmosphere.
5. The Philosopher’s Club- West Portal- near the Tunnel.
This is a sports bar with herds of 20s and 30-year-olds and die hard drinkers. An ideal location for the hasta la vista, bon soir, ciao, speech. You can easily meet, greet, and breakup and walk out to catch the J., K., L., M. car and be home in less than an hour.
6.The Labyrinth at Grace Cathedral. On Nob Hill
The contemplative way. Meet at Grace Cathedral at 430PM on Thursday. Tell your soon to be EX you want to walk the labyrinth- inside. Revel in the peace and solitude of the labyrinth. Rehearse your breakup speech. When you finish, Slip into pew in the back of the beautiful cathedral.
Keep it short. Keep it sweet. one-sided. Wish him or her goodbye.
And walk to the sanctuary and be seated. Lose yourself in Evensong from 5:15 p.m. to 6 p.m. and breathe.
Be with your thoughts. You Be in the presence of angels- the Cathedral boys choir. Take the time to revel in the day and the future. The bar across the street at the Huntington Hotel – is another sanctuary.
7 .The Cliff House
Downstairs at Lookout Point. Overlooking Ocean Beach. Perfect location – birds swooping over the water, waves roiling – ocean sounds as a backdrop.
There’s something very soothing and calming about watching waves. It helps with the pacing of your message and easy parking makes for a facile departure. Free Parking. Golden Gate Park minutes away.
Life is just a bowl of cherries, don’t take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love, love a laugh, laugh and love.